“ANNA TUM SANGHARSH KARO! HUM TUMHARE SAATH HAIN!”
Dekhte hain kab tak saath denge. Jab baap ke dande aur teacher ki maar padegi tab dekhte hain. Aaj to pehla hi din hai.
Arey yaar Kishore, kyon negative soch rha hai. Mombatti pighalne se pehli hi bujha dena chahta hai kya?
Kya karoon. Is janta ko dekh kar to mashaal bhi chingari lagti hai.
Tu bata re chottu, tu kya kehta hai.
Tauji, jo ho rha hai wo sahi hai. Itne log aa gaye, kafi hai. Ab sab aap ki tarah retire to nahin hoye hain na. Aakhir apna pet bhi bharna hai. Aur waise bhi hamare desh mein din din ki mazdoori ke paise milta hai. Kaun apni din ki kamai gavana chahta hai?
Sahi bolta hai? Hum to retire ho gaye. Hamara kya hai, Din mein kuch hulchul hi ho gayi is bahane.
Aur tauji, isi liye india mein test match nahin hote. Kaun 5 din kaam chodkar aayega? Tabhi 20-20 itna chal rha hai yahan. Kaam se aao, saas bahu ke serial ki jagah cricket match dekho, time se so jao aur agle din phir kaam par chale jao.
Ekdum sahi bol rha hai tu chotte. Waise bhi itni mehengai badh gayi hai. Kaam nahin karenge to roti kahan se aayegi. Bhai poori zindagi bhookh hadtal pe to nahin baith sakte. Aur aaj kal to pani bhi saaf nahin milta, khana to door ki baat hai.
Ji tauji, mehengai ki to baat hi mat kariye. Hamare ghar to rs50 ka doodh hi aa jata hai har din. Bhala ismein corruption ka kya lena dena?
Munna to tu bahut bada ho gaya hai. 23 saal mein hi hamari jaisi baat kar rha hai.
Tauji, aap to retire ho gaye, ab desh humne hi to chalana hai.
Arey Kishore, kahan ja rha hai.
Oh andhe kranti kaariyon! Apni aakhen kholo. Yahan agar aaye ho to sirf bhrashtachar ki sunwai mat karo. Us insaan ke liye ladho jo is mehngai mein din ki 1 roti bhi nahin kha pata. Us ma ke liye ladho jo is desh ke har shahar mein bhikh maang rahi hai apne bacche ke operation ke liye. Us kissan ke liye ladho jo har raat khud khushi ke sapne dekhta hai. Us beghar ke liye ladho jiska ghar todh diya jaata hai jab bhi koi videshi mantri aata hai. Us vidyarthi ke liye ladho, jo acche number laakar bhi acche college se nahin padh sakta. Us nanhi jaan ke liye ladho jisko abhi is sab ka kuch pata hi nahin hai aur main ummeed karta hun, ki tum usko chingari nahin magar kranti ki mashaal se raah dekhaoge.
Shaadi kar leta to sambhal jaata. Magar shaadi ke naam se bhaagta hai.
“1-2-3-4, BAND KARO YE BHRASHTACHAAR.”
Dekhte hain kab tak saath denge. Jab baap ke dande aur teacher ki maar padegi tab dekhte hain. Aaj to pehla hi din hai.
Arey yaar Kishore, kyon negative soch rha hai. Mombatti pighalne se pehli hi bujha dena chahta hai kya?
Kya karoon. Is janta ko dekh kar to mashaal bhi chingari lagti hai.
Tu bata re chottu, tu kya kehta hai.
Tauji, jo ho rha hai wo sahi hai. Itne log aa gaye, kafi hai. Ab sab aap ki tarah retire to nahin hoye hain na. Aakhir apna pet bhi bharna hai. Aur waise bhi hamare desh mein din din ki mazdoori ke paise milta hai. Kaun apni din ki kamai gavana chahta hai?
Sahi bolta hai? Hum to retire ho gaye. Hamara kya hai, Din mein kuch hulchul hi ho gayi is bahane.
Aur tauji, isi liye india mein test match nahin hote. Kaun 5 din kaam chodkar aayega? Tabhi 20-20 itna chal rha hai yahan. Kaam se aao, saas bahu ke serial ki jagah cricket match dekho, time se so jao aur agle din phir kaam par chale jao.
Ekdum sahi bol rha hai tu chotte. Waise bhi itni mehengai badh gayi hai. Kaam nahin karenge to roti kahan se aayegi. Bhai poori zindagi bhookh hadtal pe to nahin baith sakte. Aur aaj kal to pani bhi saaf nahin milta, khana to door ki baat hai.
Ji tauji, mehengai ki to baat hi mat kariye. Hamare ghar to rs50 ka doodh hi aa jata hai har din. Bhala ismein corruption ka kya lena dena?
Munna to tu bahut bada ho gaya hai. 23 saal mein hi hamari jaisi baat kar rha hai.
Tauji, aap to retire ho gaye, ab desh humne hi to chalana hai.
Arey Kishore, kahan ja rha hai.
Oh andhe kranti kaariyon! Apni aakhen kholo. Yahan agar aaye ho to sirf bhrashtachar ki sunwai mat karo. Us insaan ke liye ladho jo is mehngai mein din ki 1 roti bhi nahin kha pata. Us ma ke liye ladho jo is desh ke har shahar mein bhikh maang rahi hai apne bacche ke operation ke liye. Us kissan ke liye ladho jo har raat khud khushi ke sapne dekhta hai. Us beghar ke liye ladho jiska ghar todh diya jaata hai jab bhi koi videshi mantri aata hai. Us vidyarthi ke liye ladho, jo acche number laakar bhi acche college se nahin padh sakta. Us nanhi jaan ke liye ladho jisko abhi is sab ka kuch pata hi nahin hai aur main ummeed karta hun, ki tum usko chingari nahin magar kranti ki mashaal se raah dekhaoge.
Shaadi kar leta to sambhal jaata. Magar shaadi ke naam se bhaagta hai.
“1-2-3-4, BAND KARO YE BHRASHTACHAAR.”
